Fear of Birds

Friends visited today, and we had a great time. One event that took place that was pretty funny was some dialog between the parents of the family. It went something like this.

Dana: Brett! Why is there a bird on your shirt!?
Brett: Because I didnt move it yet?
D: Did it FLY over there?
B: No, it more like 'hopped' over here.
(Bird climbs to the top of his head)
D: It's on your HEAD!
B: Yes.
B: If it poops on there I wont mind.
D: *tense*