Worst job?
A while ago I read where someone had seen a show on TV where they were showing the top worst jobs ever. As in grossest etc.
One was of a job where someone has to determine the sex of baby chicks. The way this is done is by squeezing the chick and thus making the post-digested food exit the bird in high velocity. As far as the worst job goes, this has its merits.
But in my mind, this is nothing compared to something I was made aware of about a week ago.
Attention world, we have found THE worst job.
My dad was going with a neighbor to drop off some cattle at the sale barn, and, he decided to check out the 'behind-the-scenes' of the operation. Among other jobs, this is what he saw that I proclaim the worst job.
The cattle are sent down a path in the prep area to an immobilzer, where await half a dozen people with various needles and test equipment. One man there had the job of doing the 'pregnancy test' on the cows, which is a requirement before selling to know if a cow is pregnant or not. He had a clear plastic glove that went all the way up to his shoulder. The way he does the 'test', is he simply, shoves his arm into the cow, and feels to see if there is a calf inside! Can you guess what happens when something like that is done to any animal? umm, shall we say, lunch... post-lunch... also exits. At this point the guy's arm is completely inside the animal.
Need I explain that the close proximity to the post-lunch exit area does not in any way shape or form meet even the lowest of human cleanliness standards?
Let's just hope its not the same guy every week.
P.S. If you have any doubt and perhaps are considering a job in this field, let me give you a bit of advice... no matter who you are planning to meet that day, DO NOT wear your tuxedo or the dry cleaners will kill you.
One was of a job where someone has to determine the sex of baby chicks. The way this is done is by squeezing the chick and thus making the post-digested food exit the bird in high velocity. As far as the worst job goes, this has its merits.
But in my mind, this is nothing compared to something I was made aware of about a week ago.
Attention world, we have found THE worst job.
My dad was going with a neighbor to drop off some cattle at the sale barn, and, he decided to check out the 'behind-the-scenes' of the operation. Among other jobs, this is what he saw that I proclaim the worst job.
The cattle are sent down a path in the prep area to an immobilzer, where await half a dozen people with various needles and test equipment. One man there had the job of doing the 'pregnancy test' on the cows, which is a requirement before selling to know if a cow is pregnant or not. He had a clear plastic glove that went all the way up to his shoulder. The way he does the 'test', is he simply, shoves his arm into the cow, and feels to see if there is a calf inside! Can you guess what happens when something like that is done to any animal? umm, shall we say, lunch... post-lunch... also exits. At this point the guy's arm is completely inside the animal.
Need I explain that the close proximity to the post-lunch exit area does not in any way shape or form meet even the lowest of human cleanliness standards?
Let's just hope its not the same guy every week.
P.S. If you have any doubt and perhaps are considering a job in this field, let me give you a bit of advice... no matter who you are planning to meet that day, DO NOT wear your tuxedo or the dry cleaners will kill you.
posted by Andrew | 4:50 PM
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