Coffee

The story of how coffee was invented, Andrew version... 

 Juan: Hey Pedro! 

 Pedro: What Juan? 

 Juan: Look at these beans I found in the back yard! 

 Pedro: Hmm, white ones eh? Where were they growing? 

 Juan: Over on that tree. I was thinking I would cook 'em. 

 Pedro: Oh yea, you gonna make flour out of them huh? or boil them? 

 Juan: Nah I was thinking of baking them. 

 Pedro: Baking them? Just plain? 

 Juan: Yea just plain I figured it would be interesting. 

 Pedro: Ok. 

 .... 

 Juan: Ahhh! The beans I forgot about them! 

 Juan: Arggg. The are burnt Pedro! Can you believe that? 

 Pedro: Yea, you forget stuff like that. Now they are wasted. 

 Juan: No, I think I'll grind them. 

 Pedro: ??? I told you you should have done that before! 

 *grind grind* 

 Pedro: Hey that smells pretty good Juan. 

 Juan: Yea your right. *sniff sniff* 

 Juan: Hmm... Let's see, now I'll soak it. Mwahahahaaa! 

 Juan: Boiling water hahahahahahaaa! 

 Pedro: Juan cut it out your wasting time! 

 Juan: Nah just let me soak this burnt bean flour. 

 Pedro: *Sigh* Juan: Hmmm... Black water... 

 *feels crazy* 

 *sip* 

 Juan: BLAH!! THATS GROSS! 

 Pedro: What did you expect, crazy Juan! 

 Juan: Ahh, this should fix it. 

 *pour pour* 

 *stir stir* 

 ... 

 *sip* 

 Juan: Wow the sugar fixed it! It tastes good Pedro! Try some! 

 Pedro: No way! That brew could kill me who knows! 

 ... 

 ... 

 *sip* 

 Pedro: Hey thats good! But too hot. 

 Pedro: Hmm 

 *pour* 

 *sip* 

 Pedro: ahh a little cream did the trick! 

 ... 

 ... 

 ... Juan: *whisper* Hey Pedro... 

 Pedro: Eh Juan? 

 Juan: Can't sleep. 

 Pedro: Why? 

 Juan: Dunno 

 Juan: Can't just lie here 

 *gets up* 

 Juan: Can't see! 

 Pedro: Its 10 o'clock whadda you expect. 

 *bang* 

 Juan: Owwww