Unusual activities

Out of the darkness comes a voice...

*Where were you on the night of November the 8th at midnight?*

Me: Uh, who me?

*Yes, you*

Me: I was at home, in my room.

*What were you doing?*

Me: Uhh, do you really want to know?

*Yes, I want to know, I asked you didn't I?*

Me: Ok, Ill tell you...

*Go ahead*

Me: I was gathering worms.

*Gathering worms? In your room?*

Me: Yes. Well actually it was more like picking worms

*Picking? Like picking up?*

Me: No, more like picking down.

*Picking down? From where?*

Me: The ceiling

*ummm*

Me: That's exactly what I said last night.

*So on the night of November the 8th at 12 midnight you were picking worms off the ceiling in your room?*

Me: Yes.

...silence...

*Uh, tell me... Do you like fishing?*

Me: Not particularly, why?

*Just wondering*